Mobile a Shastosheba

Mobile a Shastoseba
Mobile phone a shastoseba pate registration koresan akjon.Colun tar porinoty dake…..writer Mahedi Mahmud Akondho.



Apni kun language a kota bolte san-bangla hole 1 capun,English hole 2 capun,Chainies hole…………….
Vhai Bangla,bangle,1,1,aamar buke bheta.
Well, buker ba pase bheta hole 1 capun , r dan pase bheta hole 2 capun .
Vhai , morea gelam.Ki korbo taratari bolun.
Bheta kokon take.Sokal take hole 6 capun ,dupur take hole 7 capun,shonday hole …………..
Aww ! oww! Aktu aage take basi bheta ,taratari owsod ar kotha bolun………….
Apnar poribarer kun kun sodosser buke bheta hoi-Dada hole 3 capun , Chacato vhai ar hole 4 capun ,Dulavhai ar hole………..
Ahwww! Hiiiiii! Owwwww!.....................
Hello!Hello!!! kotha bolsen na kano ? Oggan hoyea gale 1capun ,R morea gale 2 capun ………….
Helloo,aamar vhai oggan hoyea gasen.
Oww ho!! Unar mone hoi hartattack hoyese .Joldi kuno hospital a nihe jan .
Amhbulence dorkar.Konu akti hospital ar phone number din.
Dukkito!
Hospital o Amhbulence –songkarntho information jante apnake punorai registration korte hobe.Registration ar jonno type korun Hospt Ar sent korun 9696 number a.

Hospital information sebai apnake Shagotom .Apni donnobad dite saile 1 capun ,konu poramorsho saile 2 capun.
Vhai ,amhbulence lagbo.Taratari akta amhbulence patan.

Apni Dhanmondi aalakar basinda hole 1 capun ,Mohakali hole 2 capun ,Buter goli hole 3 capun……………..
Tamen ,tamen ….khilghaw hoile kotho capte hoibo heida kon .
Woww!Very good! Okane aamader poricitho hospital aase.Amhbulence akkoni dorkar hole 1 capun ,1 gonta pore dorkar hole 2 capun………….
Vhai,mone hoi lagbena .Rugi mone hoi marai gasen.
Well! Nari porikka korun .Nari khuje pale 1 capun .na pale 2 capun .
Ar 1,2 caipa lov ki ! Rugi tho morei gasen.
Mitthu-Poroborti poramorsho o sheba pate registration korun.Registration korte apnar kinba onno je kar o mobile ar messege option a gihe type korun After death ar sent korun 0000000 numbar a.
Shagotom ! apnar bondhu mara gihe takle 1 capun .Relative mara gela 2 capun……….
Vhai , kafoner kapor kuthai pawha jabe.
Ok bolsi, Markin kapor caile 1 capun , normal sutir kapor caile 2 capun………………….
Kapor akta hoilei holo.Ta sara…………
Dukkitho! Porjapptho poriman taka na takay apnar songjugti bissinno kora holo.



Collected From Protom-Alo.I am collect it bcoz my hobby is collecting funny joks.