JOKES ABOUT FOOTBALL

Jokes About Football

(1) Shanta akti football team ar shahajjokari hisebe cakuri pehese.Protom diney shanta daklo,akti cele mater akjaigay onekkon dorei darihe aase.Shanta celetike jiggas korlo,rude aka dariea aaso je! Tume tik aaso tho?Cele ti bollo, hmm ,Sob tik aase,konu somossha nai.Kanik pore Shanta daklo,Celeti tokono dariea aase.Shanta aktu etosstho kore celetike bollo,”tume ki aamar bondhu hobe?”Celeti bollo ,hote pari,tobe aktu pore.Shanta abar bismitho hoyea take jigges korlo,accha tume ay rude onekkon dore ay jaler samne dariea aaso Kano?karon aame je hotobaga goalrokkok-birokktho muke celetir jobab…..

(2) David Bakham tar dame Car ta akti shopping moler baire rake bazaar korte dukesen .10 minite por ak sells girle dowre ease citkar kore Bakham k bollen,Aktu aagey daklam,koiekjon luk apnar Car curi kore niea galo.Bakham bollen,hai ! hai ! koresen Ki! Apni ki tader tamate paren ni? . Police a kobor dan ni kano? Na, aame tar ceo akta valo kaj korese.Aame ay car tar nibondon number likea rakese.ki, valo korini ! Ak gal hasi muke nihe bollo sells girl.

(3)Akti football team ar goalrokkok hisebe nijuktho howar jonno Banta asece interview dite-
Manager: Accha,Apni koto din dore football kalsen?
Banta:6/7 bosor tho hobei.
Manager: Tahole tho apni onek obiggho akjon kaluar.Apni masik koto taka pottasa koren?
Banta:Apadoto mase 20 hajar holei colbe.
Manager: Attho taka!
Banta: kano,komoy tho bolese.Aame aaj porjonto akta goal o kaini.
Manager: Bolen ki ! akti goal o kanni.
Banta: Tikoy tho bolise.Aame tho konudin goal rokkok hisebe matei namini.Goal ta hobe kotatake…?

(4) School ar football kaluarder jarsi barbar curi hoiea jacce dake moha cintay pore galen doler coach.Onek cinta babna kore curi rud korte jarsir pisone abar leka holo”Model School ar Jarsi”.kintu tar por o jarsi curi tamlo na.Tai coach aabar o cintababna kore notun jarsi toyri korlen .Jarsir pisone liklen ,”Model school take curi kora Jarsi.”Aebar curi bondo hoyea galo..

(5) Joni protombarer motho tar mamar songe football kela dakte asece.Kela dakte dakte tar mamar songe kotha hocce-
Joni: Mama,Football kelar nihom ki?
Mama: Akane je dol besi goal dite pare,se doloi johi hoy.goal dewha tai aasol.
Joni: Tho mater kune oy jal dihe gera jaigata kano?
Mama: Ota holo goalbar.Okanei goal ta dite hoy.
Joni: Kintu goalbarer samne darihe taka bodmas luk tat ho goal dite bada diccea.Kaluargulu buka naki,Goal barer samner oy pajitake beda raklei tho hoi……


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