Jokes About Football

Jokes About Football

(1) Refari akti goal gusona korar porporoy goalrokkok citkar kore bole uthlo, na,aata kokonoy goal hoyni . Kunomothoy goalrokkok k bojate na pare sase refarir jobab,”ki,ata goal hoyni ! tik aase, aata goal hoyase ki na,seta aaj rath a TV te sports ar kobor dekar por bolo.”

(2) Kela dakte dakte ak dorsok sorasori refari k uddesho kore opomanjonok montobbo kore boslo.Pastake refari ta sunte payea aktu dure sore daralen.kintu sei dorsok nasurbanda.Refarir dure sore jawha dake aabar bes citkar kore refarike nihe kotwokkti korte taklo sei dorsok.Refari rege oggnisorma hoyea sei dorsok ar kase aase bollen ,”aare bai,apni kela dakte aasecen, na manus ke birokktho korte aasecen,suni? aami tho 20 minite dore dakse apni kela na dake borong kelay gondogul gotassen .” “kano! Aame o tho dakse apni kelai daettho palon na kore 20 minite dore aamar dikey takia aasen.Apnake tho refarir pod take bohiskar kora ucit.”Dorsoker suja jobab.

(3) Akti sohoj goal aatkate na pare doler managarer songe goalrokker kota hocca……

Goalrokkok: Aame kubhe lojjitho.Icca hocea nijeka nijey lati mari.

Managar:Aame sure,tume setao miss korbe….

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Definition Of Conductor,Semiconductor,Superconductor and Insulator

Definition Of Conductor,Semiconductor,Superconductor and Insulator

Conductor: Atoms with empty spaces in the outermost electron bands are conductor.

Semiconductor: Atoms with a full outside track which is very close to the next empty track are semiconductor.

Superconductor: Atoms which at the right temperature can make electrons attract instead of repet each other are superconductor.

Insulator: Atoms with a full outside track which is far from the next empty track are insulator..

I am published it just for my friends of CSE department.

Mobile a Shastosheba

Mobile a Shastoseba
Mobile phone a shastoseba pate registration koresan akjon.Colun tar porinoty dake…..writer Mahedi Mahmud Akondho.



Apni kun language a kota bolte san-bangla hole 1 capun,English hole 2 capun,Chainies hole…………….
Vhai Bangla,bangle,1,1,aamar buke bheta.
Well, buker ba pase bheta hole 1 capun , r dan pase bheta hole 2 capun .
Vhai , morea gelam.Ki korbo taratari bolun.
Bheta kokon take.Sokal take hole 6 capun ,dupur take hole 7 capun,shonday hole …………..
Aww ! oww! Aktu aage take basi bheta ,taratari owsod ar kotha bolun………….
Apnar poribarer kun kun sodosser buke bheta hoi-Dada hole 3 capun , Chacato vhai ar hole 4 capun ,Dulavhai ar hole………..
Ahwww! Hiiiiii! Owwwww!.....................
Hello!Hello!!! kotha bolsen na kano ? Oggan hoyea gale 1capun ,R morea gale 2 capun ………….
Helloo,aamar vhai oggan hoyea gasen.
Oww ho!! Unar mone hoi hartattack hoyese .Joldi kuno hospital a nihe jan .
Amhbulence dorkar.Konu akti hospital ar phone number din.
Dukkito!
Hospital o Amhbulence –songkarntho information jante apnake punorai registration korte hobe.Registration ar jonno type korun Hospt Ar sent korun 9696 number a.

Hospital information sebai apnake Shagotom .Apni donnobad dite saile 1 capun ,konu poramorsho saile 2 capun.
Vhai ,amhbulence lagbo.Taratari akta amhbulence patan.

Apni Dhanmondi aalakar basinda hole 1 capun ,Mohakali hole 2 capun ,Buter goli hole 3 capun……………..
Tamen ,tamen ….khilghaw hoile kotho capte hoibo heida kon .
Woww!Very good! Okane aamader poricitho hospital aase.Amhbulence akkoni dorkar hole 1 capun ,1 gonta pore dorkar hole 2 capun………….
Vhai,mone hoi lagbena .Rugi mone hoi marai gasen.
Well! Nari porikka korun .Nari khuje pale 1 capun .na pale 2 capun .
Ar 1,2 caipa lov ki ! Rugi tho morei gasen.
Mitthu-Poroborti poramorsho o sheba pate registration korun.Registration korte apnar kinba onno je kar o mobile ar messege option a gihe type korun After death ar sent korun 0000000 numbar a.
Shagotom ! apnar bondhu mara gihe takle 1 capun .Relative mara gela 2 capun……….
Vhai , kafoner kapor kuthai pawha jabe.
Ok bolsi, Markin kapor caile 1 capun , normal sutir kapor caile 2 capun………………….
Kapor akta hoilei holo.Ta sara…………
Dukkitho! Porjapptho poriman taka na takay apnar songjugti bissinno kora holo.



Collected From Protom-Alo.I am collect it bcoz my hobby is collecting funny joks.