Facebook will shortly banned in Bangladesh

We should support the recent decision of banning fb in bd.If facebook authorty can't take any step to stop this type of insulting & hurting on religious feeling,why should we use fbook.I think govt take the right decision and by this decision they show their 'Censure' against this criminals of this fbook grouf and also the fbook team.Thnx Bangladesh govt for this great decision.But i just want 2 know that why this people trying to insult Islam.Wht is they get from this kinds of rubbish work.Every Muslim people should raise their voice against this kinds of rubbis work against islam and muslim community.Allah always with us.So start from now .Allah-hu-Akhbar........

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Bangla Joks

(1) Teacher: Sei tokon take dakse tume dake dake likso.
Student: Sir aame chuk bondo kore likte pari na tho tai.

(2) Doctor r Rugir modde kotha hoche....
Doctor: Apni kannakati korsen kano,apni tho susto hoyea gasen.
Rugi: Ame aamar accident ar kotha mone korsilam.
Doctor: Apni kiser songe accident koresilen.
Rugi: Traker songe.
Doctor: Tate ki hoyese?
Rugi: Setai tho somossa.Karon,Traker pisone leka silo, 'Aabar Deka Hobe'


(3) Biology practical porikkay sordarjir cele(Son)
Porikkok: Accha,Ay pa dutu dake bolo tho ata kun paky?
Sordarjir cele: Aame bolte parbona,sir.
Porikkok: Tume tho fail kore jabe.Ay cele,tumar name ki bolo?
Sordarjir cele: Ata bolar aabar ki asea?aamar paear dike takiea namta jene niley hoy.

(4) Sordarjir 0 tar Bondhur modda kotha hocce...
Sordarji: Aaj akjon aamar babake gali dihese.
Bondhu: Ta tui ki korli?
Sordarji: Ame aabar ki korbo.Aameo tar babake zare dilam ak gali.
Bondhu: Kintu kar atho sahos ja tor babake gali dey?
Sordarji: Aabar k hobe?Aamar celei a kaj korase.

(5) Sordarji auttoriksa take neme driverke vara porisud korsen...
Sordarji: Ay,apnar vara koto holo?
Driver: Sir mitare tho 100 taka hoyese.
Sordarji: Ay naw 50 taka.
Driver: Sir,Ata tho onnay holo.100 taka vara hoyese r apni 50 taka diccen kano?
Sordarji: Tumeo tho auttoriksay bose bose aaseso.Tumar bose aasar taka aame aamar poket take debo naki!


(6) Aadalote Sordarji O tar Bondhur bisar hocca...
Bisarok: Ay dujoner kan keta daw.
Sordarji: Na na,ay ray diben na.Tahole aame ondho hoyea jabo.
Bisarok: Aare buka, kan katle ondo hoyea jabe ki kore?
Sordarji: Kan kata gele cosma porbo ki babe..


(7) Sordarjir 2ui Cele akoy class a pore.
Teacher sobaike tader babar name likte bollen.Sobai tader babar name likese.Kintu Sordarjir 2ui Cele 2joney tader babar namer jaigay aalada name likese.Ata dake Teacher ohobak hoyea bollen,'Tumra 2ui Vhai babar name aalada kore likle kano?'
'Aalada likbo na tho ki korbo!Aakoy likle tho apni aabar bolben je nokol korese.Tai tho jate nokol bolte na paren,se jonnoi aalada babar name likese,Sir'-2ui vhai ar sujasuja jobad.
Ha ha ha ha ha.....



All of the joks are collected 4m Protom-Alo.

Chinese Joks

Chinese Joks

(1) Zhang Chu-Yhang Dompottir futfute ak meya hoiease.Tader purono bondhu Ghang Chu aseca bassa tike dekar jonno.Dekay se Zhang ke prosstab dihe boslo,'Aamar seletar bohos to mute ak bosor,mane tumar mayer digun.Solo,bassa duti boro hole oder Bihe dihe dey aamra,ki bolo tume?' Prosstab sune Zhang gelo tar wife ar sate poramorrso korte' bujle ginni,Ghang ar prosstab tu sunle.Aamader meyer ceha digun boyos or celer,mane biher somoy aamader myer boyos jokon 20 bosor hobe,or celer boyos hobe 40! O rokom akta har-habata burur songe kamon kore nejer meyer bihe debo,bolo tho?'Zhang ar bow sob sune hasei khun,'aare buka,aagami bosorei na aamader meyer boyos ak bosor hote jacca!mane Ghang ar celer soman.Tokon tho kunu badai takbe na or songe bihe dite!'
(2) Maznodite aase nawkar tola futu hoyea gase.Golgol kore pani utse r aktu aktu kore nawkata o toliea jacca.Akjon bade nawkar baki jatrira moha atonkkito.Pagoler motho a-pas take o-pase cutacuti suru kore dilo sobai.Kintu oy akjon paer upor pa tule bose miti hasca.Ta dake tho bakira ohbak,'Gotona ki?Amon bipode o gadar motho hasco kano suni?'
'Hasbo na! Nawkata tho aamader noi! Nawka dublei ki r baslei ba ki!
Ha ha ha ha ha.....


(3) Ak chinese bodroluk bazare jawar pote bag hariea muk gumra kore bari ferasen.Hate bazarer bag na dake tar bodmejaji bow kakiea utlen,'hat kali kano?bazar kutai suni!' bodroluk gar culke bollen,' yea mane,bazare aj pa felar upay nei.
Tar opor bagta o hariea falese!' ta sune bower mejaj khub karaf hoye galo.bollo' ta besh,Takagula asea tu,naki ta o fele aseso?' bodroluk a-gal o-gal hasi hese bollen,' na, na, na o niea cinta koro na! Takagulu oy bage asea.R bager mukta o kose bedesilam aaj.
Ha ha ha ha .....

Great News 4 Bangladesh

Musa Ibrahim is nw 'officially'recognized for successful summiting of Mt.Everest. he's nw officially listed as the first ever Everest Conqueror frm Bangladesh.
Congrats Musa u make us proud.I'm also feel pride 2 b an Bangladeshi in honour 2 u.U great Musa.wish ur safe return.wish u all the best...