Bangla Joks

(1) Teacher: Sei tokon take dakse tume dake dake likso.
Student: Sir aame chuk bondo kore likte pari na tho tai.

(2) Doctor r Rugir modde kotha hoche....
Doctor: Apni kannakati korsen kano,apni tho susto hoyea gasen.
Rugi: Ame aamar accident ar kotha mone korsilam.
Doctor: Apni kiser songe accident koresilen.
Rugi: Traker songe.
Doctor: Tate ki hoyese?
Rugi: Setai tho somossa.Karon,Traker pisone leka silo, 'Aabar Deka Hobe'


(3) Biology practical porikkay sordarjir cele(Son)
Porikkok: Accha,Ay pa dutu dake bolo tho ata kun paky?
Sordarjir cele: Aame bolte parbona,sir.
Porikkok: Tume tho fail kore jabe.Ay cele,tumar name ki bolo?
Sordarjir cele: Ata bolar aabar ki asea?aamar paear dike takiea namta jene niley hoy.

(4) Sordarjir 0 tar Bondhur modda kotha hocce...
Sordarji: Aaj akjon aamar babake gali dihese.
Bondhu: Ta tui ki korli?
Sordarji: Ame aabar ki korbo.Aameo tar babake zare dilam ak gali.
Bondhu: Kintu kar atho sahos ja tor babake gali dey?
Sordarji: Aabar k hobe?Aamar celei a kaj korase.

(5) Sordarji auttoriksa take neme driverke vara porisud korsen...
Sordarji: Ay,apnar vara koto holo?
Driver: Sir mitare tho 100 taka hoyese.
Sordarji: Ay naw 50 taka.
Driver: Sir,Ata tho onnay holo.100 taka vara hoyese r apni 50 taka diccen kano?
Sordarji: Tumeo tho auttoriksay bose bose aaseso.Tumar bose aasar taka aame aamar poket take debo naki!


(6) Aadalote Sordarji O tar Bondhur bisar hocca...
Bisarok: Ay dujoner kan keta daw.
Sordarji: Na na,ay ray diben na.Tahole aame ondho hoyea jabo.
Bisarok: Aare buka, kan katle ondo hoyea jabe ki kore?
Sordarji: Kan kata gele cosma porbo ki babe..


(7) Sordarjir 2ui Cele akoy class a pore.
Teacher sobaike tader babar name likte bollen.Sobai tader babar name likese.Kintu Sordarjir 2ui Cele 2joney tader babar namer jaigay aalada name likese.Ata dake Teacher ohobak hoyea bollen,'Tumra 2ui Vhai babar name aalada kore likle kano?'
'Aalada likbo na tho ki korbo!Aakoy likle tho apni aabar bolben je nokol korese.Tai tho jate nokol bolte na paren,se jonnoi aalada babar name likese,Sir'-2ui vhai ar sujasuja jobad.
Ha ha ha ha ha.....



All of the joks are collected 4m Protom-Alo.