Chinese Joks
(1) Zhang Chu-Yhang Dompottir futfute ak meya hoiease.Tader purono bondhu Ghang Chu aseca bassa tike dekar jonno.Dekay se Zhang ke prosstab dihe boslo,'Aamar seletar bohos to mute ak bosor,mane tumar mayer digun.Solo,bassa duti boro hole oder Bihe dihe dey aamra,ki bolo tume?' Prosstab sune Zhang gelo tar wife ar sate poramorrso korte' bujle ginni,Ghang ar prosstab tu sunle.Aamader meyer ceha digun boyos or celer,mane biher somoy aamader myer boyos jokon 20 bosor hobe,or celer boyos hobe 40! O rokom akta har-habata burur songe kamon kore nejer meyer bihe debo,bolo tho?'Zhang ar bow sob sune hasei khun,'aare buka,aagami bosorei na aamader meyer boyos ak bosor hote jacca!mane Ghang ar celer soman.Tokon tho kunu badai takbe na or songe bihe dite!'
(2) Maznodite aase nawkar tola futu hoyea gase.Golgol kore pani utse r aktu aktu kore nawkata o toliea jacca.Akjon bade nawkar baki jatrira moha atonkkito.Pagoler motho a-pas take o-pase cutacuti suru kore dilo sobai.Kintu oy akjon paer upor pa tule bose miti hasca.Ta dake tho bakira ohbak,'Gotona ki?Amon bipode o gadar motho hasco kano suni?'
'Hasbo na! Nawkata tho aamader noi! Nawka dublei ki r baslei ba ki!
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(3) Ak chinese bodroluk bazare jawar pote bag hariea muk gumra kore bari ferasen.Hate bazarer bag na dake tar bodmejaji bow kakiea utlen,'hat kali kano?bazar kutai suni!' bodroluk gar culke bollen,' yea mane,bazare aj pa felar upay nei.
Tar opor bagta o hariea falese!' ta sune bower mejaj khub karaf hoye galo.bollo' ta besh,Takagula asea tu,naki ta o fele aseso?' bodroluk a-gal o-gal hasi hese bollen,' na, na, na o niea cinta koro na! Takagulu oy bage asea.R bager mukta o kose bedesilam aaj.
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