Jokes About Football

Jokes About Football

(1) Refari akti goal gusona korar porporoy goalrokkok citkar kore bole uthlo, na,aata kokonoy goal hoyni . Kunomothoy goalrokkok k bojate na pare sase refarir jobab,”ki,ata goal hoyni ! tik aase, aata goal hoyase ki na,seta aaj rath a TV te sports ar kobor dekar por bolo.”

(2) Kela dakte dakte ak dorsok sorasori refari k uddesho kore opomanjonok montobbo kore boslo.Pastake refari ta sunte payea aktu dure sore daralen.kintu sei dorsok nasurbanda.Refarir dure sore jawha dake aabar bes citkar kore refarike nihe kotwokkti korte taklo sei dorsok.Refari rege oggnisorma hoyea sei dorsok ar kase aase bollen ,”aare bai,apni kela dakte aasecen, na manus ke birokktho korte aasecen,suni? aami tho 20 minite dore dakse apni kela na dake borong kelay gondogul gotassen .” “kano! Aame o tho dakse apni kelai daettho palon na kore 20 minite dore aamar dikey takia aasen.Apnake tho refarir pod take bohiskar kora ucit.”Dorsoker suja jobab.

(3) Akti sohoj goal aatkate na pare doler managarer songe goalrokker kota hocca……

Goalrokkok: Aame kubhe lojjitho.Icca hocea nijeka nijey lati mari.

Managar:Aame sure,tume setao miss korbe….

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Definition Of Conductor,Semiconductor,Superconductor and Insulator

Definition Of Conductor,Semiconductor,Superconductor and Insulator

Conductor: Atoms with empty spaces in the outermost electron bands are conductor.

Semiconductor: Atoms with a full outside track which is very close to the next empty track are semiconductor.

Superconductor: Atoms which at the right temperature can make electrons attract instead of repet each other are superconductor.

Insulator: Atoms with a full outside track which is far from the next empty track are insulator..

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Mobile a Shastosheba

Mobile a Shastoseba
Mobile phone a shastoseba pate registration koresan akjon.Colun tar porinoty dake…..writer Mahedi Mahmud Akondho.



Apni kun language a kota bolte san-bangla hole 1 capun,English hole 2 capun,Chainies hole…………….
Vhai Bangla,bangle,1,1,aamar buke bheta.
Well, buker ba pase bheta hole 1 capun , r dan pase bheta hole 2 capun .
Vhai , morea gelam.Ki korbo taratari bolun.
Bheta kokon take.Sokal take hole 6 capun ,dupur take hole 7 capun,shonday hole …………..
Aww ! oww! Aktu aage take basi bheta ,taratari owsod ar kotha bolun………….
Apnar poribarer kun kun sodosser buke bheta hoi-Dada hole 3 capun , Chacato vhai ar hole 4 capun ,Dulavhai ar hole………..
Ahwww! Hiiiiii! Owwwww!.....................
Hello!Hello!!! kotha bolsen na kano ? Oggan hoyea gale 1capun ,R morea gale 2 capun ………….
Helloo,aamar vhai oggan hoyea gasen.
Oww ho!! Unar mone hoi hartattack hoyese .Joldi kuno hospital a nihe jan .
Amhbulence dorkar.Konu akti hospital ar phone number din.
Dukkito!
Hospital o Amhbulence –songkarntho information jante apnake punorai registration korte hobe.Registration ar jonno type korun Hospt Ar sent korun 9696 number a.

Hospital information sebai apnake Shagotom .Apni donnobad dite saile 1 capun ,konu poramorsho saile 2 capun.
Vhai ,amhbulence lagbo.Taratari akta amhbulence patan.

Apni Dhanmondi aalakar basinda hole 1 capun ,Mohakali hole 2 capun ,Buter goli hole 3 capun……………..
Tamen ,tamen ….khilghaw hoile kotho capte hoibo heida kon .
Woww!Very good! Okane aamader poricitho hospital aase.Amhbulence akkoni dorkar hole 1 capun ,1 gonta pore dorkar hole 2 capun………….
Vhai,mone hoi lagbena .Rugi mone hoi marai gasen.
Well! Nari porikka korun .Nari khuje pale 1 capun .na pale 2 capun .
Ar 1,2 caipa lov ki ! Rugi tho morei gasen.
Mitthu-Poroborti poramorsho o sheba pate registration korun.Registration korte apnar kinba onno je kar o mobile ar messege option a gihe type korun After death ar sent korun 0000000 numbar a.
Shagotom ! apnar bondhu mara gihe takle 1 capun .Relative mara gela 2 capun……….
Vhai , kafoner kapor kuthai pawha jabe.
Ok bolsi, Markin kapor caile 1 capun , normal sutir kapor caile 2 capun………………….
Kapor akta hoilei holo.Ta sara…………
Dukkitho! Porjapptho poriman taka na takay apnar songjugti bissinno kora holo.



Collected From Protom-Alo.I am collect it bcoz my hobby is collecting funny joks.

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Bangla Joks

(1) Teacher: Sei tokon take dakse tume dake dake likso.
Student: Sir aame chuk bondo kore likte pari na tho tai.

(2) Doctor r Rugir modde kotha hoche....
Doctor: Apni kannakati korsen kano,apni tho susto hoyea gasen.
Rugi: Ame aamar accident ar kotha mone korsilam.
Doctor: Apni kiser songe accident koresilen.
Rugi: Traker songe.
Doctor: Tate ki hoyese?
Rugi: Setai tho somossa.Karon,Traker pisone leka silo, 'Aabar Deka Hobe'


(3) Biology practical porikkay sordarjir cele(Son)
Porikkok: Accha,Ay pa dutu dake bolo tho ata kun paky?
Sordarjir cele: Aame bolte parbona,sir.
Porikkok: Tume tho fail kore jabe.Ay cele,tumar name ki bolo?
Sordarjir cele: Ata bolar aabar ki asea?aamar paear dike takiea namta jene niley hoy.

(4) Sordarjir 0 tar Bondhur modda kotha hocce...
Sordarji: Aaj akjon aamar babake gali dihese.
Bondhu: Ta tui ki korli?
Sordarji: Ame aabar ki korbo.Aameo tar babake zare dilam ak gali.
Bondhu: Kintu kar atho sahos ja tor babake gali dey?
Sordarji: Aabar k hobe?Aamar celei a kaj korase.

(5) Sordarji auttoriksa take neme driverke vara porisud korsen...
Sordarji: Ay,apnar vara koto holo?
Driver: Sir mitare tho 100 taka hoyese.
Sordarji: Ay naw 50 taka.
Driver: Sir,Ata tho onnay holo.100 taka vara hoyese r apni 50 taka diccen kano?
Sordarji: Tumeo tho auttoriksay bose bose aaseso.Tumar bose aasar taka aame aamar poket take debo naki!


(6) Aadalote Sordarji O tar Bondhur bisar hocca...
Bisarok: Ay dujoner kan keta daw.
Sordarji: Na na,ay ray diben na.Tahole aame ondho hoyea jabo.
Bisarok: Aare buka, kan katle ondo hoyea jabe ki kore?
Sordarji: Kan kata gele cosma porbo ki babe..


(7) Sordarjir 2ui Cele akoy class a pore.
Teacher sobaike tader babar name likte bollen.Sobai tader babar name likese.Kintu Sordarjir 2ui Cele 2joney tader babar namer jaigay aalada name likese.Ata dake Teacher ohobak hoyea bollen,'Tumra 2ui Vhai babar name aalada kore likle kano?'
'Aalada likbo na tho ki korbo!Aakoy likle tho apni aabar bolben je nokol korese.Tai tho jate nokol bolte na paren,se jonnoi aalada babar name likese,Sir'-2ui vhai ar sujasuja jobad.
Ha ha ha ha ha.....



All of the joks are collected 4m Protom-Alo.

Chinese Joks

Chinese Joks

(1) Zhang Chu-Yhang Dompottir futfute ak meya hoiease.Tader purono bondhu Ghang Chu aseca bassa tike dekar jonno.Dekay se Zhang ke prosstab dihe boslo,'Aamar seletar bohos to mute ak bosor,mane tumar mayer digun.Solo,bassa duti boro hole oder Bihe dihe dey aamra,ki bolo tume?' Prosstab sune Zhang gelo tar wife ar sate poramorrso korte' bujle ginni,Ghang ar prosstab tu sunle.Aamader meyer ceha digun boyos or celer,mane biher somoy aamader myer boyos jokon 20 bosor hobe,or celer boyos hobe 40! O rokom akta har-habata burur songe kamon kore nejer meyer bihe debo,bolo tho?'Zhang ar bow sob sune hasei khun,'aare buka,aagami bosorei na aamader meyer boyos ak bosor hote jacca!mane Ghang ar celer soman.Tokon tho kunu badai takbe na or songe bihe dite!'
(2) Maznodite aase nawkar tola futu hoyea gase.Golgol kore pani utse r aktu aktu kore nawkata o toliea jacca.Akjon bade nawkar baki jatrira moha atonkkito.Pagoler motho a-pas take o-pase cutacuti suru kore dilo sobai.Kintu oy akjon paer upor pa tule bose miti hasca.Ta dake tho bakira ohbak,'Gotona ki?Amon bipode o gadar motho hasco kano suni?'
'Hasbo na! Nawkata tho aamader noi! Nawka dublei ki r baslei ba ki!
Ha ha ha ha ha.....


(3) Ak chinese bodroluk bazare jawar pote bag hariea muk gumra kore bari ferasen.Hate bazarer bag na dake tar bodmejaji bow kakiea utlen,'hat kali kano?bazar kutai suni!' bodroluk gar culke bollen,' yea mane,bazare aj pa felar upay nei.
Tar opor bagta o hariea falese!' ta sune bower mejaj khub karaf hoye galo.bollo' ta besh,Takagula asea tu,naki ta o fele aseso?' bodroluk a-gal o-gal hasi hese bollen,' na, na, na o niea cinta koro na! Takagulu oy bage asea.R bager mukta o kose bedesilam aaj.
Ha ha ha ha .....

Great News 4 Bangladesh

Musa Ibrahim is nw 'officially'recognized for successful summiting of Mt.Everest. he's nw officially listed as the first ever Everest Conqueror frm Bangladesh.
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